The Softer Side of Sunny-Side-Up Eggs

Are the Taoist verses too serious for you? Then have at this bit o'fun:

Orange Drink with 1% Fruit Juice
Lemon-Lime Pop

These are the taboo drinks of Generation ZZ Top (2005-2020)
ZZ Top paid $1.5 million dollars to the Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints to have the next generation named after them. The following generations have been named:
2020-2035: The NutraSweet Generation
2076-2081: Generation YKK (zipper company)
2090-2100: Monty Python’s Flying Generation
2145-2160: Generation Imperial Margarine
2160-2175: People Generation
2195-2210: McGeneration (all humans born in this time period are entitled to free fries for every order of 2 burgers, but by that time 1 burger will cost about $41.89, so McDonald’s won’t really be losing any money)
2285-2299: Paramount Pictures & Star Trek: Generation
2323-2332: Generation AT & T
2490-2505: Roger F. Alfredson’s Generation (who is this man?)
2986-3001: MacGeneration (not to get confused with McGeneration of the turn of the 23rd Century, Mac beat out Microsoft for this spot whereas Bill Gates turned and said he had better things to do with his free time)
All remain generation slots are currently available, but we’re really seeking names that do not endorse 20th and early 21st Century products because hopeful during those future years of cerebral enlightenment, these companies will be long forgotten. Thank you, Roger F. Alfredson, although you could have picked some catchy name. A reward will be given to the most creative generation name. So far we’re at a tie with McGeneration & MacGeneration. Way to go, Scotland!